Evan

a majorly hot player. and epic douche who will tell a girl anything, just to get in her pants.

Girl 1: hes a man slut
Girl 2: thats evan for you

by ihatered October 2, 2011

Evan

Evan a fucking faggot listens to irrelevant songs and is irrelevant like him self shows his dick pics to boys and sucks Justin Bieber’s cock all day. Says nigger when he is white tries to act like a hood man when he’s a waste man 🤣🤣

Look he’s Evan

by TTv_nigger May 12, 2019

Evan

To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.

"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan

by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009

Evanescence

Undoubtedly the best smelling odor to ever come off a person. Particularly from the origin word 'Evan'. Evans natural musk or scent the attracts the right people. This escence often found skewed after athletic activity and perseration

The Evanescence was filling the room as Evan walks by.

by waka waka waka woo April 18, 2011

Evan

Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.

Have you seen Evan lately?

Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.

It was that bad?

I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.

by Jetta Hater July 5, 2010

Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

Evan Luce

A Handsome Young Man On The Road To Success . All The Women seem to Want to be with him and All The Guys seem to want to be him ! he is a real hero in the eyes of some ! and is said to be some kind of Sex God in the sack ! A Good Number of Woman , sheep , holes , and Even a Mexican could pay tribute to this statement . He is Blessed with a voice I predict will go on to silence stadiums of people! Evan Luce Invented footwear right after he discovered Time Travel in the year 2036 . He has always liked the woods and Long long walks on the beach ! If you ever see or come close Evan Luce ! arouse him as quick as you can , you might not ever get this opportunity again ! if hes alone , tackle him down and rape him if you need to ! he wont struggle long before giving in flipping you over and taking control of the situation ! dont ever forget to tell your friends after . in some religions it is believed that Sexual intercourse with Evan Luce will make all your sins Be Forgiven ! ,.

Who is that sexy singer up on stage ???
"thats Evan Luce!" `
immediately after this comment Evan would line the girls up on stage, bend them over and cleanse them of their sins one by one because he truly lives to do gods will .. . . .

by Eagle-Spread-Angel ;) October 6, 2011