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Wet Dream Team 

The top 5 girls in the world that you want to have sex with.
My wet dream team consists of Olivia Munn, Natalie Portman, Paula Patton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Kate Upton.
Wet Dream Team by TheMJofpuns November 12, 2013

Dream Crusher

A person who attempts to discourage or stands in the way of someone else pursuing their dream.
Audrey was a dream crusher, when she crushed Connors dreams by telling him he would never be able to do it.

v-dreads 

dreads locks on a vagina.
LMAO!!
Casey Heyls "v-dreads" are 3 inches long
v-dreads by olivia YIPPY! January 19, 2008

Moist Dream 

When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.
I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.
Moist Dream by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

Dream Train 

A group of people pursuing their dreams with enthusiasm, optimism, and positive attitudes
n. Don't worry about it, just jump on the dream train!
n. A dream train with no dream, is a dream train with no steam.

Ass-dreads

The condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy butt area leads to a mass of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. Can lead to problems with poop clinging them, becoming a 'rectal rasta'
"Dude, did you see Willy's ass-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?"

"Yeah I know, they are gross, I think he has to get his Mrs to trim them"
Ass-dreads by Dr Boswell January 10, 2009