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Theological Deistology

Theological deistology, also deistological theology, is an interdisciplinary field that seeks to unite theology with deistology and deistography, in other words, theological deistology seeks the use of sacred / religious / theological texts, books, articles and registers in order to study the nature of gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms in general, using of deistological methods to analyze them and understand how gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms actually are in practice. Theological deistology usually considers those kinds of texts, books, articles and registers as a form of protodeistography since they were, supposedly, describing the nature of gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms.
"I am going to do a massive study on theological deistology, mainly on understand the nature of gods and see if it would be possible that they lived among humans in the past or not, it might be hard, but it will be really worth on doing it."
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Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
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acquired distaste

something likable that you gradually develop aversion to
— Oh, your national anthem is so beautiful! Why don’t you like it?
— Heck, at school we were singing it everyday before classes for years. You know, when something’s been shoved down your throat for such a long time it inevitably becomes an acquired distaste.
— Sorry to hear that! Hope it’ll be a disquired distaste someday!

In her latest interview she disclosed that by her teens physical intimacy had become her acquired distaste due to traumatic childhood marred by domestic abuse.
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Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.
Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”
by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022
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penile distinction

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!
by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 4, 2022
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Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.
Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.
by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022
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