Hairy Dave

Everyone in the whole world knows many Daves, And at least one of these Daves will have the nick name Hairy Dave!!

Look theres Hairy dave, Call him over!

by Rebecca The Red January 16, 2005

Dave

Used as sarcasm in place of obviously

person1: the sky is blue
person2: Err Dave!

by edd ridgway November 30, 2006

Dave

Taking a shit.

From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'

Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

Pulling a Dave

When a person makes plans with friends but cancels at the last minute with a very lame excuse.

Girl 1: "Hey, I can't wait to see to Dave today for our lunch get together".
Girl 2: "Oh he called me and has to reschedule because the earth blew up and he fell asleep"
Girl 2: "Great, so he is Pulling a Dave Again"

by Burgatronic November 19, 2019

davenport

The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.

That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.

by Creeper1313 January 23, 2008

Dave Matthews Band

A truly talented band. People who are musically uneducated and narrow-minded tend to hate them. Many trash them without listening to their music. CD-recordings do them no justice, if you honestly want to hear all that is "DMB", attend a live concert. Carter, Leroi, and Boyd basically make the band, with Dave's voice topping the cake. Anyone that says they are talentless has no musical taste. There's a difference between not liking a band's music and thinking they suck.

"Yo, Dave Matthews Band SUCKS man! I have NO musical taste whatsoever!"

by Kimmmmmmmmmmbo August 13, 2007

Dave Matthews Band

A very large band with not a lot of substance, named after an ego-maniac. No one ever knows when they have a new album out, they just appear. It's creepy. Responsible for Jack Johnson and to a lesser extent, John Meyer. (At least John Meyer has comedy to fall back on.) They should not be listened to, especially by young women in frat-guy rooms. It leads to bad things.

Guy: Hey, have you heard the new Dave Matthews Band single?
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves

by jusdepamplemousse July 18, 2010