Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.

Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

bastards degree

The AIAA version of a Bachelor's degree.

I got me a bastards degree.

by Bastardddd May 23, 2018

second degree murder

An act of killing someone , going to court, getting a sentence and going to jail see law and order

" Mr Johnson you are guilty of second degree murder"

by Camrenemisonbechloejori July 21, 2018

The degreasers

A gang who shaved their heads back in the 60s, closer to skinheads, and had many turf wars with the greasers (mostly for show since both groups made a lot of money off what they were doing).

The degreasers were a brotherhood of some dangerous kids.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

4th Degree Burn

A 4th degree burn occurs when you verbally burn someone so bad that they mentally break and burn themselves.

I burned her so bad she got a 4th degree burn and there ain't no treatment for a burn that sick.

by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020

Fourth degree burn

A 4th degree burn is where you berbally burn someone so bad, they mentally break and burn themselves to a crisp

That fourth degree burn was so bad she was left sparking and twitching.

by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020