snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

Crotch Tetris

When you re-arrange your twig and berries because they are in an undesired/annoying position.

I was sitting in computer class when I felt "un-orderly" so I played a little crotch tetris.

by Lu-10-It October 29, 2010

Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.

I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!

by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014

Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

Crotch Kitty

A cat that likes to sit between your legs because of the heat.

"My cat likes to sit between my legs because she's a crotch kitty."

by WhiteGhettoGURL July 27, 2012

Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 8, 2016

cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022