The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
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When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
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The "Kurt Cobain" is described as the following:
The male will attempt to violently thrust the throat of his sexual partner with his enlarged genitals, resulting in a climax, in which the male shoots his sperm load into the mouth of his sexual partner so hard, that the load comes out of her/his nose. The action and aftermath would then be described as the "Kurt Cobain"
The "Kurt Cobain" is described as the following:
The male will attempt to violently thrust the throat of his sexual partner with his enlarged genitals, resulting in a climax, in which the male shoots his sperm load into the mouth of his sexual partner so hard, that the load comes out of her/his nose. The action and aftermath would then be described as the "Kurt Cobain"
"My girlfriend is still angry because i did the "Kurt Cobain". She still cant breathe through her nose."
"Dude i totally KURT COBAINED her, imagine the cum was white"
"Dude i totally KURT COBAINED her, imagine the cum was white"
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