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Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016
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Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.
That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.
by ballzbutt June 7, 2016
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Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face
by Deadfox January 10, 2017
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lizbeth carbajal

Lizbeth Carbajal is a very creative and talented girl, and often has dark brown hair.

A Lizbeth Carbajal is a bundle of joy! She can light up a room with her smile.. She's the bestest friend that you could have! She can deal with your craziness and fangirling.. She'll even fangirl with you on different topics! (Cough) Mostly based on Twenty One Pilots.. (Cough) She'll help you with your problems and personal battles.. she's always there when you need a shoulder to cry on, and/or need a killer to kill the person or jerk that hurt you.. she'll try her best to make sure you believe you're a god damn treasure.. she'll make sure you believe you're all the opposite of what those demons in your head tells you or the person that is bullying you.. she'll make you believe you're not a mistake, but the thing is.. she doesn't tell herself those wonderful words.. she's the definition of beautiful, caring, funny, and that one person that you never want to stop talking to! Yes she has her battles! But She's Strong and defeats them! Lizbeth Carbajal Is The Best Person You'll Ever Meet!
Lizbeth Carbajal is the best person you'll ever meet!
by AwkwardSmolPotato August 21, 2017
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Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.
I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.
by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018
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Kurt Cobain

"Holding my baby is the best drug in the world" - Kurt Cobain
by Somethinguy December 1, 2018
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Kurt Cobain

Doing the "Kurt Cobain" is not only a synonym for commiting suicide, its also e term for a special sexual practice.
The "Kurt Cobain" is described as the following:
The male will attempt to violently thrust the throat of his sexual partner with his enlarged genitals, resulting in a climax, in which the male shoots his sperm load into the mouth of his sexual partner so hard, that the load comes out of her/his nose. The action and aftermath would then be described as the "Kurt Cobain"
"My girlfriend is still angry because i did the "Kurt Cobain". She still cant breathe through her nose."
"Dude i totally KURT COBAINED her, imagine the cum was white"
by DaTempal May 3, 2019
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