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Combobulation

A combination of things. Usually in a hectic and chaotic manner, but connected enough to make sense. Similar to concoction, but with less measuring. Like Jumble, but with more cohesion. Usually each part of a combobulation is different and ridiculous enough to require a use of the word "combobulation".

Should always be used in the manner of: _____ is a combobulation of _____, _____, and _____.

Never: i combobulated _____ out of _____, _____, and _____.
What the hell, this food is like a combobulation of feces, stognaoff, and crackers.
by ReZeroX April 26, 2006
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commonwealth games

Similar to the Olympic games but only consisting of countries that are colonies of England.

A good excuse for Australia to win without competing against countries that also have swimming pools.
Look at these Commonwealth Games results from Melbourne 2006.

1. Australia - Gold: 84, Silver: 69, Bronze: 68, Total: 221
2. England - Gold: 36, Silver: 40, Bronze: 34, Total: 110
3. Canada - Gold: 26, Silver: 29, Bronze: 31, Total: 86
by Patrick Macpherson May 4, 2006
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codmod2

I pwnd them noobies in codmod2 last night; I got the AC130 out of a care package and nobody had a chance!
by NTK MEAT November 19, 2009
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Comfort person

do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO
by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021
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newb combo

in halo, the combination of a plasma pistol followed by a battle rifle... in reference to newb as a beginner.
thomas j got lit up by the newb combo
by fig twong January 25, 2006
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Commodity Fetishism

A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.

Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.

This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."

- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".

2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."

*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
by stingingpaininthebrain June 23, 2014
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Full Combo

When you shit yourself, vomit, cum, piss, and shit yourself all at the same. Bonus points for the amount of mucus that comes out of your nose. Usually a friend can collect it in a beaker and if it's over a certain amount you can achieve Perfect KO Combo which means you have attained enlightenment.
"yo bro this partys great bro, hey do u see that dude pissing and shitting and cumming and vomiting in the corner tho?"

"don't worry about him fam thats Kevin, he's trying to achieve the meaning of life and hit a *Perfect KO FULL Combo* right now"
by Grimp February 9, 2020
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