Chronicist

1). A person who uses marijuana.
2). A person that deals with marijuana.

"Eric is a big chronicist."

by Chris Grammer March 13, 2004

chronicisation

The act or process of partaking of chronic, i.e. smoking marijuana. Heard in the south Wales/Cymru valleys, may be more widespread.

"Bring your buds to my house so we can indulge in some quality chronicisation time."

"What are you doing on the week-end?"
"Chronicisin'"

"Did you see how red his eyes were? He was chronicised!"

"Using a vaporizer is a refined chronicisation method."

by Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr December 24, 2006

chronicocalosis

a disease that makes everything a person says confusing.

can only be cured by baniggerite.

branden: so you told me you loved me before you told me you loved me?

stephanie: wtf? do you have chronicocalosis or something?

by bobcatsdph May 31, 2009

Chronic Jig

The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.

Ex: "Do the chronic jig!"

by Secondwindhole March 8, 2010

Chronicseximahspazzgasm

Chronicseximahspazzgasm describes anything or anyone that is simply so divine and orgasmicly fantastic it deserves to be described by a godly word. Commonly used to describe an ecstatic emotion.

Goddamn she's a chronicseximahspazzgasm!

I was so high and pumped it was chronicseximahspazzgasm.

by ScarletFox November 15, 2009

chronisation

Bringing contact and the likes in harmony with each other within a given framework without entailing importing or exporting

The male and female contacts were ordered with chronisation as opposed to synchronisation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

Chronic Defibator

1. One who chronically adds terms and definitions to Urban Dictionary.

2. One who chronically masturbates to definitions of words.

Derived from the words "definition" and "masturbator."

Commonly labeled with the word "homo" and "fag."

1. (Boy 1: Dude, I was on Urban Dictionary last night adding words.

Boy 2: You're such a chronic defibator.)

2. (See him? He always carries around a dictionary, I think he's a chronic defibator.)

by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010