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Ultra-Buys 

The cheapest, most dirt-tasting cigarettes one can buy in the New Orleans area. Usually run for around $2-3 a pack, and the championed smoke of gutter punks.
After several hours of panhandling, Maggie was only able to scrounge up enough money for a 40 oz. and some Ultra-Buys
Ultra-Buys by FluffyTheSkaKid October 11, 2009

Account buyer 

Related to the popular Valve video game, Dota 2. Someone who purchases an account usually for the purpose of

a)Playing on a herald (lowest rank) account.
b)Playing on a high ranked account (typically Divine or Immortal)

Reasons for buying a low ranked account are that it takes 100 hours of unranked game time in order to access ranked and herald 1 star accounts are highly sought after for dunking on noobs.
Reasons for buying a high ranked account are multi-faceted. Some people think they aren't at the rank they are meant to be for whatever reason (some believe in the forced 50-50 myth). This gives the player a chance to play with higher ranked games for supposedly better quality games. This often results in a quick succession of losses, ruining most games they are in because they aren't at their appropriate skill bracket. Don't buy accounts, people. Please.

A famous account buyer is leopold, a herald ranked player (with a particular expertise in the hero, Undying), who bought account after account in the extremely high end of the immortal bracket and went on very long losing streaks.

People who provide the accounts for account buyers often come from poorer countries with economic strains; Russia is a prime example. A university student may find it very lucrative to boost up accounts for purchase as a side hustle whilst they study.
christianrojoisme: Leopold 2.0 aka The Herald Account Buyer finally won his first game in the Immortal bracket
Account buyer by BringerofRain44 September 2, 2022

Panic Buying 

Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.
Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.
Panic Buying by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023

The Jellystone Buyback 

When you go fix or repair an appliance but break it and then sell them a new one.
"Hey Bob, how did you sell the last washing machine", "yeah, I went in and did The Jellystone Buyback"

buyer's regret 

the opposite of buyer's remorse, where customer feels guilt and anxiety NOT purchasing something at a given moment in time.
David wanted to kick himself for not buying that set of very affordable wine glasses, and spent his day filled with buyer's regret.
buyer's regret by Steak Knife June 14, 2013
Extreme surprise or intrigue as a result of an audacious statement or action.
best friend: "Guess what, I am getting a sex change and marrying a guy"

response: "BUYONA!!!"
buyona by G-Vak December 10, 2004