Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

Bum Drum

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.

Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!

by Drum on Bum November 20, 2016

BUM HUNGER

When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.

Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.

Yes, that is serious bum hunger.

by BVO2 March 31, 2010

BUM DONG

Name for a deformed or surgically tampered penis.

Oh Pow, Bum Dong en?

by SMELLS LIKE A FOOT February 10, 2021

Bum all

Not doing anything

Liam: 'What you doing tonight, Ad?'

Adam: 'Bum all just chilling'

by Rosezposez April 05, 2009

bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus

"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"

by mcfierce June 10, 2006

bum mammal

a persons resemblence of something that emerged/lives/born in an anus.similar to shit.waste product of lifebumlooserlow life

used as an insult. especially to rebuke a verbal attack on ones self. fuck off you bum mammal

by dogsy June 18, 2008