1. the false belief that one has a nice bum
2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered
2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered
Sarah's sudden appearance at work in a pair of tights caught her co-workers off-guard, who were surprised that such a sensible woman had bum delusions.
by modesta March 30, 2011
Get the bum delusionsmug. A large number of people of the homeless persuasion gathering together in one place. They can usually be seen massing by bridges or wherever there are cardboard boxes to be found. Usually travelling in packs, when you see one member of this brigade you can usually find the rest. Markings include layers upon layers of winter coats, which aid in escape when confronted by predators by creating a mass of confusion, much like zebra stripes.
Some guy: Dude, I saw a trail of winter coats leading down to your block from the train! What the hell happened?
Some other guy: O that's nothing, the bum brigade was passing through. I think they migrated.
Some other guy: O that's nothing, the bum brigade was passing through. I think they migrated.
by kAte the great ! December 20, 2007
Get the bum brigademug. by SMELLS LIKE A FOOT February 10, 2021
Get the BUM DONGmug. a persons resemblence of something that emerged/lives/born in an anus.similar to shit.waste product of lifebumlooserlow life
by dogsy June 18, 2008
Get the bum mammalmug. I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Sean's just been in there and got Bum Pepsi all over the back wall
Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress
I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi
That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin
Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress
I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi
That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin
by Aaronldn June 17, 2016
Get the Bum Pepsimug. by christopher prince August 12, 2008
Get the Bum Frittermug. Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019
Get the Bum Beardmug.