nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber

1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.

by Mr. Magnificent the Elder March 20, 2014

Steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.

by Diggin12 January 15, 2016

adult buffer

When an adult, guardian, or parent uses their age or experience for power to win or just end a conversation or argument.

"I was winning the debate with my mom about cleaning up her mess." I was right in the end, but she said "Do it because I said so."

..... She busted out her Adult buffer.

by Whitest BlkBoi December 1, 2016

car buffet

When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it

Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet

by XxDankLordsxX May 26, 2017

Normie Buffer

When a cultural marker, identity, or practice of a subculture is in a buffer which then reaches the mainstream and is adopted by normies, despite their initial misunderstanding.

This typically takes 2 to 4 years although appears to be getting quicker.

Now that skinny jeans, beards, tattoos and craft beers have been through the Normie Buffer, they're no longer associated with the subcultures that normalized them.

by karate_beetroot August 25, 2018

Bug Buffet

A Term used for someone getting bitten alot by nats, mosquitos, and other bugs

"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"

"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"

"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"

by DJS1800 August 26, 2018

Muffin Buffer

MUFFIN BUFFER CAN BE USED IN REFERENCE TO ANYTHING, BIG OR SMALL, WHICH COULD BE USED WHILE BUFFIN' THE MUFFIN IN A DELIBERATE OR NON-DELIBERATE MANNER SO AS TO ACHIEVE OR CAUSE SEXUAL STIMULATION OF A WOMANS GENITALIA.

A MOTORCYCLE COULD BE A MUFFIN BUFFER, A HOUSEHOLD ITEM COULD BE USED, THOUGH TYPICALLY WOULD HAVE A SMALL VIBRATING MOTOR WITHIN THE ITEM.

SALLY AND SUSAN TOOK TURNS USING THEIR MUFFIN BUFFERS WHILE FILMING ONE ANOTHER.

ERICH LOVED TO RIDE HIS HOG EVEN THOUGH SALLY COULD NOT TAKE THE MUFFIN BUFFER MOVEMENT AND VIBRATIONS ON HER CLIT.

I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times and whenever I'm able. I ride my muffin buffer motorcycle around town and I've had orgasm after orgasm all because my little bike moves just right and rumbles when she needs to.

by CallieMuffin September 9, 2018