bum bucket

an affectionate name you would call someone when you're annoyed but not genuinely angry with them; a nicer version of asshole

You watched Lost without me? You bum bucket!

by Devanelle September 25, 2016

Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.

(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?

by Team Leader Joseph November 4, 2018

BUM DONG

Name for a deformed or surgically tampered penis.

Oh Pow, Bum Dong en?

by SMELLS LIKE A FOOT February 10, 2021

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus

"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"

by mcfierce September 1, 2008