bum-upper

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)

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Bum Drum

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.
Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!
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BUM DONG

Name for a deformed or surgically tampered penis.
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Bum all

Not doing anything
Liam: 'What you doing tonight, Ad?'

Adam: 'Bum all just chilling'
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BUM HUNGER

When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.
Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.

Yes, that is serious bum hunger.
by BVO2 March 31, 2010
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Bum Pepsi

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, Sean's just been in there and got Bum Pepsi all over the back wall

Karen has been ill for weeks bless her, I didn't have the heart to tell her she's got bum Pepsi all up the back of her dress

I was doing Mikes washing the other day and his Y-Fronts were completely covered in Bum Pepsi

That's the last time I felch Norris again, I ended up with Bum Pepsi running down my chin
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Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.
As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.
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