Brayden

A girl, who loves sports, very athletic with a great body and was built tough. Maybe a little stocky and can be hostile at times but is a great girl once you get to know her, she was a tomboy when she was little but will grow up to be a strong and beautiful woman with a ton of potential. At first a bet resistant to expose her feelings to others, but a very deep and thoughtful person.

"Hey you see that girls ass?"
"Dude, she'll kick YOUR ass"

*Guy cracks joke*
*Brayden doesn't laugh at all*

by adinosaur:D October 20, 2012

Brayden Melton

A person who has the largest head you have ever seen. One might even refer to his head as a melon.

What is the center of our solar system? Brayden Meltons head

by skinnypenis42069 August 24, 2018

Brayden

A giant faggot that follows people around and want to sleep with his relatives

Brayden is the big gay
Brayden likes dick

by Johnson Mcgain June 24, 2019

Brayden

An individual obsessed with cleansing the world of all humor and obscenity, created by the YouTuber M3RKMUS1C to parody the family friendly pg clean community

"This is Family Friendly Brayden! I demand you to break 100,000 likes to free M3RKMUS1C!"
-M3rk as Brayden in his first video

by M3RKFANBOI May 6, 2018

brader

A surname for a gingers bestie. Most likely has a ginger best friend, who is a guy or a girl or even has both. Has a laugh that is funnier than the joke, and falls off bed laughing at youtube vids bitch. Likes vines as well.

OMG, your laugh is such a friggin brader type!

by yeetyaga May 19, 2018

Braden

More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.

Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.

“That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”

by CuriousGeorgette August 14, 2019

brayden

he’s a bitch never trust a brayden. he will leave you on open all the time and he will never text you back. he might also be very dry when texting you.

girl #1: why are you crying

girl #2: brayden..he he left me

girl #1: i told you not to trust him

by hazelnuts March 30, 2020