dick breath

when someone has had a cock in their mouth.

Mark always had cock breath. :(

by Stacy March 21, 2004

Breath of Christ

(heard around Bay Area recently)

Nickname for the minty breath strips that dissolve on your tongue. Or what you say when you give someone one (mocking Catholics' Blood of Christ / Body of Christ).

Dude you got serious garlic breath. Here have a breath of christ.

by Doctor Foo September 5, 2005

Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv

“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

breatharian

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.

stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive

by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

buzzard breath

All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.

If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Gay Breath

One's breath that reeks of cock and/or balls. More accurately describes that of a male who has recently performed felacio on another man. Usually accompanied by a stray pubic hair lodged in between the teeth or crusty lips.

Jack's breath was awful. It smelled of cock. I think he has Gay Breath, and did you see that crust on his lips?

by Lastada Quachiala December 13, 2010

Dragons Breath

A potent combination of several common household foodstuffs and spices that causes severe irritation, and occasionally damage, to the eyes, nose, throat and skin when sprayed at somone. A home made pepper spray.

I gave jeanne some dragons breath in case that pitbull nextdoor gets out again.

by Wolf89 December 26, 2005