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Boomer value 

When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.
I saw on the Facebook Marketplace a 50 year old floral printed couch Boomer valued at $1,000.
Boomer value by RieuxRising January 26, 2021

Boomer Friendly

"Boomer Friendly" is when technology operating systems try to be so user friendly they end up making it too simple for the average user, with large icons and no information. Making it perfect for a Boomer that doesn't know up from down when it comes to a computer.
Jimmy: Hey Papaw, this computer at Staples is really Boomer Friendly, you will be able to use it no problem.
Papaw: WHAT?! Speak up, you talk so quiet!
Jimmy: THIS COMPUTER IS GOOD!!!!!!!!
Boomer Friendly by BigTimeYopi June 29, 2021

Boomer Bros

What boomer men turn into when they get together. These champions of toxic masculinity love to hate on their wives, family, younger generations, and POC. They are not afraid to get drunk at kids parties, bully the kids, and are quick to talk about how they are more knowledgeable at sports than the pros and coaches. Common phrases include "kids these days...", "You think you have it tough...", and "back in my day...".
'How was the family reunion?'
'It was good to see the cousins, but the Boomer Bros were out in full force'

Boomer Remover 

It's a funny dysphemism for COVID-19 that rolls off the tongue quite easily.

(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
Noobmaster69 used boomer remover on Putin! It was super effective!

Boomer Shack 

A home or other piece of property that is inappropriately out of scope for the area it is located in.
"My uncle's been trying to sell his home so he can retire to Florida but nobody is buying."
"Probably because nobody wants a six-bedroom, $1.2 million boomer shack in a town with a median income of $40k."
Boomer Shack by Spagheddia March 1, 2023

boomer eshay 

Old buggers who wear red sneakers and think they’re gangsta
Today I am wearing red shoes which I believe give me an boomer eshay aesthetic