crunchy blowjob

A blowjob with teeth

guy: Hey bro how was your night

guy2: Pretty good i got a crunchy blowjob

by Fac3.XEX March 14, 2019

blowjob pants

Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.

Can also include pants with dirty knees.

Person: do you like these pants

Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.

Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.

by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019

horse blowjob

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nick was arrested for giving a horse blowjob.

by ComradeJames January 9, 2021

Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster March 13, 2016

Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.

Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!

by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018

Drive by Blowjob

A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.

I gave my boyfriend a Drive by Blowjob when he was rearranging the bookshelf.

by @mrkulci September 11, 2020

Blowjob Month

In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.

Boy: Girl give me a blowjob

Girl: No eww

Boy: It’s blowjob month

Girl: Ok pull down your pants

by De baba October 7, 2019