Super wacko crazy baloney

When something is so crazy or insane that it just turns to baloney

That school day was super wacko crazy baloney

by Purpstar615 July 12, 2023

I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023

thems the blokes

Another way to say, “it is what it is”

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”

by Indicuhh December 8, 2023

different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 26, 2024

Single-Rack BLOKE (SRB)

One of the crew who cannot be tamed. As such, he marches to the beat of his own drum. Some might call him a “wild child”. Others might say “renegade”. While not anti-social, sometimes he just needs to hit T-peps for a post-rid brewski all by himself, or head to “Newport” for a soccer game or to pick out a Christmas tree. In August.

To support this lifestyle, he just needs a German sedan and a single bike rack. No passengers!

That Single-Rack BLOKE (SRB) beat a hasty retreat to T-peps once he realized everyone else in the gang was on dry January. Good thing he has that single rack and can drive by himself.

by Shivbo the Clown March 10, 2026

you fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney

A roast meant to expose someone and destroy their career

Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.

You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...

by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025