color blindie 

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color

Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!

color blindie by The Real Driller June 3, 2021

Bottle blonde b!tch 

A female who acts as if outward attractiveness is an excuse for inward ugliness.

"This bottle blonde b!tch argued with the professor for the whole hour and we didn't learn anything."

Bottle blonde b!tch by odessa wittgenstein July 1, 2021

armins.blonde.hair 

An amazing person who is very hot and is slightly famous wveeyone is in love with her and this is definitely not them writing this!! Armins.blonde.hair has a terrible obsession with armin arlert from aot and is rlly funny!!

IS THAT armins.blonde.hair?!!!! SHES SO COOL AND AMAZING IM SUVH A #simp

armins.blonde.hair has an obsession with armin…. But shes rlly funny
Did you hear??! armins.blonde.hair got to 11.1k FOLLOWERS!! SHES SO #famous uwu

armins.blonde.hair by Milk and cookies 🍪 August 5, 2021

Curly haired blonde 

A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.

Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes

I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there

Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.

Curly haired blonde by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023

Rule of blonde 

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

Rule of blonde by Liferules420 July 14, 2023

blonde 

less a hair color, and more a personality trait, meaning lacking in common sense; misconception that people with blonde's have more fun, when in reality they just think everything is amusing because they're really never quite sure of what's going on

I just had a blonde moment.

blonde by miSs kAtiE June 21, 2005

Blonde at heart 

A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends

Nice... ur so stupid...
So are you!
Naw im just blonde at heart

Blonde at heart by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004