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band bitch

One who will do pretty much anything for their marching band. Usually, but not always a drum major or color guard captain, most of the time forced into "helping out" (such as opening doors, handing out drill sheets and/or schedules, demostrating proper marching technique, etc.) by the band director. Sometimes they come in the form of aspiring drum majors or color guard captains, hoping to butter up to the director.
"Hey why is Mary handing out all those band schedules?"
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch."
by fastencollective August 26, 2007
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ex bitch

n an ex girlfriend that turned into a total bitch.
tod: 'why were you yelling on the phone?'
mark: 'it was the ex bitch'
by kojack_0 April 12, 2009
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post basic bitch

Acronym is pbb, (also known as privileged basic bitch). The basic bitch has evolved to a level where she thinks she can escape stereotyping. She's wrong. The post basic bitch may:
buy room decor from urban outfitters
listen to kygo
be upper middle class white
like weed but not hard drugs (might try molly once at ezoo)
have tumblr
wear brandy mellvile
use afterlight for editing
workout in nike frees
own a canada goose
have had ombre hair summer 2012
have a cartilage piercing
like astrology
aspire to have one tattoo on wrist or ribs
want to study abroad in Europe
have “good vibes” anything
lovee juice bars
instagram their brunch
<3 avocado toast
go to soul cycle
“love food”
be a vegetarian for 3 months
ask for a polaroid for christmas
use disposable cameras
have string lights in room
wear free people
have gone to/ is going to ultra/ezoo/edc
have a triangl bikini
own mirrored sunglasses
frequent uber user
recently set up soundcloud
have a “chill vibes” playlist on Spotify
say “baii”
drink fiji/smart/boxed water
drink vita coco coconut water
"lovee winnnne"
Rebecca: "Mena is such a post basic bitch- she's wearing a Canada goose and drinking coconut water"
Saria: "Yeah, did you see her new mirrored sunglasses?"
by xoxoxoxoxoxx March 16, 2015
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Green Tea Bitch

A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.

Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress

Usually written to be likable to readers

Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
by askite January 22, 2021
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Flip a Bitch

Flipping a bitch is making an illeagal U-turn, usually done in the middle of a street or over a double line. Often times resulting in your passengers freaking out or shitting their pants.
"When she flipped the bitch I almost shit my pants"
"Just flip a bitch, there's no cops"
by your mom March 10, 2003
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Bitchaphobia

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.
Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010
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Assoholic Bitch

Someone that is addicted to ass, while being a giant bitch. This was first said by the genius Eric Merry
FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC!
by NemyOsel June 23, 2016
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