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have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!
by Dangdang July 23, 2021
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Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.
Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!
by Keeno69 April 11, 2022
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Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
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sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.
I’m sweating like a bollock
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
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Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
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Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got your hair done, that cute as pussy bollock
by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026
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Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is the cutest thing youve ever seen reminding you of every cute genitalia youve ever seen, even your mums airfryer
OMG!!!!!!!!!! You got your hair done, thats cute as pussy bollock
by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026
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