beft

to gargle the bodily fluids of cloven hoofed mammals (blood and semen most commonly used).

Having killed the yak Pouyan mixed up a gnarly potion from its juices for Freddie to beft.

by Pow pow pow January 14, 2011

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

by NINerd January 17, 2009

chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.

Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)

by Genghis901 December 20, 2012

grades before raids

What you say to someone when they skip school or neglect their homework to play World of Warcraft.

Emmett: Wow, Jake went home at lunch to play wow. And we have a math test this afternoon

Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids

by Kurtems June 9, 2010

Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 22, 2011

Squad Before God

Like "Bros Before Hoes" except when the squad be before the God.

Mom: "Hey Gabriel, you have to Church today!"
Bro: "Fuck you mom, I gots meself a squad now. And errbody knows dat Squad Before God. P.S im atheist

by Bossachino AKA Carlos Sanchez March 8, 2016

An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.

yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy

by Alexx93 June 18, 2010