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bed-swill

The drink you thought at the time was a good idea but you didn't manage to drink. More often than not you will mistakenly have a good slug of it in the middle of the night before you realize it has a massive amount of alcohol in it. Bed swill can often be the final straw to making you bucket drunk.
I was too drunk to finish that ridiculously strong end if the night drink. I woke up parched and had a huge swig of it before I realized it was a whiskey and cola, not a plain cola. I'd totally gotten away with not puking until I drank that bed-swill.
by Foxy Bonnet July 4, 2014
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Bed Womb

Going to bed early in my bed womb, felling safe and cosy, snug and warm.
by Mrbute September 1, 2023
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Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.
I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”
by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023
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sweat the bed

When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.
After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself
by Wavy tree September 21, 2016
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Bed Pretty

The candid state of appearance for one who has gotten a good nights rest, often as observed by one’s romantic partner.
“I gotta get in the shower; I’m looking bed pretty
by DonnyDerico January 16, 2022
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geef bed

a completely sexed out bed, usually found at parties and/or in alleys.
you got a geef bed bro!
by pickle ricky November 11, 2018
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bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.
by mimbijones July 8, 2015
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