Excessive hair growth which appears between formal meetings as a direct result of Freelancer's not having any real need to shave.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
Can also apply to women, who then disguise it by wearing jeans.
You: Growing a beard?
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
They: Nope, it's a Freelance Beard. I'll shave it off before I meet my client next Tuesday.
You: Nice.
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
Get the Freelance Beard mug.When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.
by tatertot December 26, 2007
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A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
by Blitz7x July 11, 2018
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Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: im boy, 12, and what is this?
Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?
You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........
Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?
You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!
You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010
Get the Pedo Bearadise mug.When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.
by Mike Samson April 29, 2008
Get the sex beard mug.The lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. This can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.
by Millsey December 15, 2008
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