An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).
Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!
Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!
Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!
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A nitty baller is one who has a nitty lifestyle whilst actually having the money to back their drug habits.
AJ: We’re nitty ballers you know bro?
Ethan: We’ve been through 12 bags of cocaine!
AJ: But it’s all paid for, my sweet boy.
Ethan: We’ve been through 12 bags of cocaine!
AJ: But it’s all paid for, my sweet boy.
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Friend 1 "...........'
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uing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such of a free people who mean to be free. Future ages will scarcely believe that the hardiness of one man adventured, within the short compass of twelve years only, to lay a foundation so broad & so undisguised for tyranny over a people fostered & fixed in principles of freedom.
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Friend 1 "...........'
Friend 2 "WHEN in the Course of human Events it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth the separate & equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.
uing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such of a free people who mean to be free. Future ages will scarcely believe that the hardiness of one man adventured, within the short compass of twelve years only, to lay a foundation so broad & so undisguised for tyranny over a people fostered & fixed in principles of freedom.
And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, & our sacred honor."
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