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A fucking retard who needs to watch his damn tone
Friend 1: yo you know that bitch Brandon?
Friend 2: yeah he needs to shut the fuck up
Brandon by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019
your nan
He is gay like Brandon
Brandon by 69 boi November 29, 2019
He has a giant cock
Omg Brandon was so big
Brandon by Heyyy.boyyy December 6, 2019
Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.
Brandon by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019
The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.
Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?
Brandon by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019
He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
Brandon by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020