Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded

Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?

by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017

Brandon

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.

"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"

by Bigboialex September 21, 2018

Brandon

Tall sexy and athletic. Your typical “Troy Bolton” high school crush. Great kisser. Big lips and good jawline, brown hair, and blue eyes. Has tan skin and glowing skin. Very strong and pretty skinny. Such a ladies man. Not an F boy and he is very loyal. You will wish you were dating him

Brandon is so hot

by hollaatme April 18, 2020

Brandon

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head

Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot

by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018

Brandon

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon

A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb

Fuck you Brandon!

by Miacat123 May 20, 2019

Brandon

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.

Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer

by A boy that lags May 17, 2016