beaten with the ugly stick

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

by kasper May 5, 2004

typing with one hand

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc

Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.

by Sarah March 21, 2004

NCAA Withdrawal

The period of time between the the end of the second round and the sweet-sixteen, and the elite eight and final four, of the Men's NCAA Basketball Tournament. Usually in this time people suffer from boredom because they don't have any great and exciting games to watch.

Mary: Oh looks like Bob is going through NCAA withdrawal.

John: Yeah there were some amazing games this weekend.

by tadeh818 March 22, 2010

mother with benefits

Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.

John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.

I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!

Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.

by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018

be cool with it

To access a difficult situation in favor of the speaker; to accept the situation at hand. Usually used as an evasive or passive aggressive question when the problem being negotiated is especially awkward.

Hey if I were going to ask your sister out on a date, you'd be cool with it, right?

by drnoise June 19, 2010

My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh

The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes

Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"

by Kwangya county jail guard January 30, 2022

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

by holydrugs April 26, 2022