windows update

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

by Source November 12, 2003

Windows 7

The official code-name for Microsoft's next new operating system, devised just days after Windows Vista was released. Windows 7 will be released 1 day after Windows Vista is made perfect, after that Windows 8 will be released.

What the fuck do you mean I need to buy Windows 7??? I just bought that piece of shit Windows Vista yesterday! Damn, I sooo wish I had Linux right about now!

by Doug52392 November 7, 2007

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

windows fisher price

This is the name of a theme that comes default with windows. It looks like it's simple with no sharp edges, kinda like ti was made from Fisher Price.

*dark4190 goes onto a friend's freshly formatted computer*
dark4190: Ahhh, wtf? Windows Fisher Price?! Change your damn theme!!

by dark4190 July 25, 2008

windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.

"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

by Catachresis June 4, 2004

Window Fucking

Get a girl from behind while she's bent over the bed facing the window, then you come up with an excuse to pull out and tag your buddy in without her knowing. Quickly go outside, and knock on the window.

My buddy and I gave her a window fucking she'll never forget after I found out she cheated on me. Jokes on you bitch!

by damn porch monkey August 14, 2008

windozer

A technologically advanced bulldozer created by Microsoftballs to plow down the HQ of Apple and Linux.

Make way for the Windozer 2000, Apple employees.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003