Waletitis

When you are afraid to spend money for things that are not worth it

Sharon: Hey! Did you buy the jar of nutella I told you to pick up?
Emmy: Oh sorry! I felt waletitis as I picked up the jar of nutella!
Sharon: Oh your'e such a turd!

by Lama :) May 24, 2010

Wallet Poor

When your wallet is lacking in sufficient funds. Usually a person who is wallet poor has money elsewhere, like a bank account, but cannot use the money at the moment.

1)"Hey let's go buy Black Ops"
2)"Can't bro I'm wallet poor"
1)"Alright use your credit then"

by Karl_Marx November 10, 2010

Wallet juice

Money, dosh, wonga etc.

Man: "Dude I was totally out of it last night; and my Wallet Juice is running like so low now"

by Leech1443 November 17, 2010

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011

Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013

waleyshka

Waleyshka is a leader but also a person who likes to take control and crush her enemies

Waleyshka crushed her enemies.

by Not incorrigible January 8, 2015

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 8, 2015