by Xx_.strawberryxjam._xX February 25, 2021
Get the Sperm Whalemug. The act of blowing into a beer bottle to create a sound like a whale to lure fat people away from you.
Dude, I had to use a whale sound to get Anthony and his fat girlfriend out of the house so I didn't have to hear them having sex.
by SirMasonJar October 22, 2010
Get the Whale Soundmug. by hooliocoolio April 7, 2016
Get the oh whalemug. Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.
Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere
Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.
Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER
Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere
Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.
Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER
Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
by greyideas get edgy December 11, 2020
Get the Blue whalemug. The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
by TCT1 April 20, 2010
Get the Hump Whalemug. by iaminsidebarakobama March 23, 2020
Get the Sperm Whalemug. by Gloryhole Super Fan June 13, 2011
Get the Whale Spoutingmug.