vaginal shotgun

well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;)

wow i dunno but that is a vaginal shot gun

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

Vaginal Clown

A clown whom may live in ones vaginal repoduction system. Although there noses dont fit and shoes, they will ofen by instint try to get in anyway. Clowns only do this in the winter for hibernation. Before hibernation they eat midgets to feed themselves when sleeping. The vagina usually tears and ripped onto a bloodly bloody messy crude watery loose pleasent death. As a result the hostess gentials crust and rust off which results in death.

This young women (about 9 years in age) with great big chesticles had a vaginal clown try to enter the vagina but it was to tight.

by A Vaginal Clown January 17, 2011

vaginal inhalation

When an obnoxious sorostitute squats over a bag of food (ie puppy chow) and creates a vacuum with her vagina and consumes the entire contents.

Person 1: Where is the puppy chow?
Person 2: Shea ate it all via vaginal inhalation.

by boyz_63564435 April 7, 2010

Vaginal Warting

The act of going on anothers facebook, or while the person who is logged in is not looking, and changing thier status to "Vaginal warts".

I've been Vaginal Warting everybody!

by Clevis June 22, 2010

VaginaFlip

The act of flipping while docked onto a male's genital area.

A VaginaFlip is when a woman has successfully attached to the male's genital area, she must perform a cartwheel type flip without being detached.

Instant Orgasm.

by Number7Luck October 4, 2010

Vaginalised

Past participle, past tense of vagina.lize
Etymology: constiting of 'vagina' and 'penalised.'

Literal meaning: Subject to espousing some form of controversy amongst feminists, instigating an oestrogen fuelled backlash.

Alan: Oh for fucks sake my wife escaped the kitchen again... Oh well, she wont get far without her tampons.

Bill: Careful Alan, say that around feminists and you might be vaginalised for it.

by WorkingReplica June 11, 2011

vaginal sommelier

One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour

After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue

by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015