Connor's mom LaCherity offered me her body, but I was like "Hell no, I ain't taking no plastic sillicone valley bitch!"
by Utahhomeslice April 16, 2017
by vostrofire July 10, 2012
Get the Frosty Valleymug. A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.
“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
by gdrew94 December 26, 2018
Get the Valley Trappermug. A small town in northern Virginia with full of white trash and wild rednecks, everyone owns a gun and voted for Donald trump.
by Asain Peggy June 29, 2017
Get the Fort Valleymug. The space from the start of the butt crack to the butt hole. It is a target among gays to ejaculate their load
by im me 10324 March 17, 2011
Get the Smith Valleymug. This town in Riverside, that should much rather be called “Weed Valley” is full of weed but peaceful all around. More than 80% of population is Mexican and very proud. Such a spacious, but small town after all. Literalmente everybody knows each other, where you create friends of a lifetime! Or meet snakes if you’re not lucky!! So see y’all at the next baile or party
by Hillbich July 1, 2019
Get the Mead Valleymug. A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".
by Suburbs_Savage April 19, 2016
Get the Northern Valleymug.