Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

trumpet pinky

Being a trumpet player and your right pinky is always sore from the oinky hook behind the valves.

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.

by Swagbæ June 18, 2018

French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

Trumpet

Slang term for "Telephone"

I need a new trumpet this one's broke

by Meddler101 July 8, 2018