tone my pen down

When you have a huge boner but have to get rid of it quickly

James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

tush-toned

The accidental act of "butt dialing" a person in your cell phone contact list.

Derived from the telephonic definition of "touch-tone" referring to the tones associated with the numbers on a telephone keypad.

Jean accidentally "tush-toned" me last night when she sat down on her cell phone.

by Poor David #33 December 15, 2013

Two-Toned

verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).

2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.

3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.

4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.

"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."

"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."

I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!

by XianStarr October 7, 2016

Two tone tommy

Has a badge and a gun he is the one

Gets drunk and raps about shit plug
Two tone tommy dont fuck wit rat bitches

by Uncle ronnie 69 June 8, 2018

King's Throne

The seat that's in the middle of the row of 5 seats at the very back of the bus. Those who sit in the King's Throne are entitled to one command that anybody who is standing while riding the bus must perform. The person chosen and the command are the King's choice. The two seats next to the King's Throne are for his Queens, and the two next to those seats are for his bitches.

Cool, I'm sitting in the King's Throne...You, do a bus flip!

by Larry Utley September 5, 2010

game of thrones

game of thrones is the best series ever to watch,it is filled with all genres such as action,romance,comedy,gore,horror and si-fi.It is by far one of the best shows i have ever watched and will ever watch this will defintely be remembered from years to come,and will be very hard to compete with.

"have u seen the game of thrones"
"no i think it looks bad"
"we cant be friends"

by pie.... January 21, 2021