Traf

That feeling when you’re trying to hold in a fart and it gets sucked back into your intestines.

Dude, I was on a date with this girl last and had to fart so bad, but I traffed it and was good for the rest of the night.

by L-O Dick February 23, 2018

Traffuck

When you and your girl have sex while stuck in traffic. Chances of it being oral are 96%

Bro: Yo, how she get pregnant?
You: We were traffucking on the way to work that morning on the Expressway I-91

by Clarkie Kentzel March 10, 2018

Traffic

A term used to describe something gay

1: Dude, my mom said I can’t go to the movie
2: Damn, that’s such traffic

by Traffic’s for gays April 6, 2018

TRADOC Nipples

The badges worn by any US Army NCO on the right and left breast pockets of their uniform. The badge on the right is the Drill Sergeant badge and the badge on the left is a Recruiter badge. Any NCO wearing these badges served time as either a drill sergeant, a recruiter, or both, thus the term "TRADOC Nipples".

Staff Sergeant Johnson just got his Recruiter badge. Since he was a drill sergeant before, he now has TRADOC nipples.

by HeavyMetalGamer95 December 9, 2018

Traffuck

Being stuck in stand still traffic, usually at rush hour in major metro areas

I was in a hurry to get home but instead got traffucked

by Buckrog February 7, 2019

TRAFFICTUOUS

When traffic is at a high and/or bumper to bumper on the roads.

We're not leaving yet, Margie. Its extremely traffictuous out at this our

by Mctitty mcfry June 4, 2019

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019