It’s a Malissa thing 

Typically you will see Malissa dancing like she is riding a motorcycle, telling people “we’re gonna fight,” her being extra, or she might be selling you a pretzel

When Malissa is being her self you take a Snapchat of her and caption it “It’s a Malissa thing”

It’s a Malissa thing by MJ103 May 19, 2019

best thing since sliced bread 

Idiot hyperbole. Best thing yet.

"His penis is the best thing since sliced bread!"

best thing since sliced bread by PseudoSam November 17, 2013

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing 

Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.

(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing by DennyJr January 19, 2007

Melty Thing

The "butterflys" you get in your stomach when your sexually excited

johnny is kissing mary and she says.."omg im getting a Melty Thing"

Melty Thing by muffinbaby March 29, 2007

Sunday Thing 

Adj. - An object, activity, person, place, or idea that reminds one of the feeling gotten come Sunday morning, when the realization that the next day will bring hell AND high water (i.e., work, school, obligations, sobriety) sets in.

(Reminiscent of a wet, reeking dog lying on your clean clothes/bed/couch/person in the dead heat of a Mississippi summer day, happily permeating all surroundings in its stench and spittiness.)

"Dude, that essay is Sunday Thing, to the max."

"So you've got testicular cancer, eh? Sunday Thing, man. Sunday Thing."

"That bitch had the most rotten knot I've ever smashed! It was some kind of Sunday Thing, for serious."

Sunday Thing by Bolognaise August 13, 2008

extreme thing 

A huge annual music/sports festival held in March in Las Vegas since 2001. Its youth sponsered so the audience mostly consists of usually troubled teens. Bands like Hollywood Undead, Suicide Silence, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, A7x, etc often play. Enormous mosh pits, often walls of death, ALWAYS take place; everyone gets hurt one way or another. 99% of people end up with stitches and/or ear injury.

emo kid 1: aye are you going to extreme thing?
emo kid 2: nah man went last year dont want to go deaf again and i definitely dont want more stitches in my ass
emo kid 1:deaf???
emo kid 2:what?

extreme thing by canthearyou April 4, 2011

Wild Thing Wilding 

A person (generally male) that is usually quite quiet and reserved, however they like rough, wild sex and has a voracious sexual appetite.

Hey, I heard he likes to screw hard everyday" "yeah, he's a wild thing wilding

Wild Thing Wilding by HAWK4799409 April 7, 2011