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over squirt

Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
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No Squirt September

All september like boys ”no nut november” girls cant squirt while fingering
Finally september! one month closer chirstmas eve” remeber its also ”no squirt september
by Artyjom69 November 2, 2019
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Squirt boss

by Monkeysucker March 9, 2023
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SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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laugh squirts

That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.
by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017
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Courtesy Squirt

After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"
MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !
by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011
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fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.
" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."
by Smuchuu January 16, 2022
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