Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018

Chuckle Nut

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.

Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut

by BIG BAFOON October 8, 2022

Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

nut oil

Aromatic goo found around the scrotal area after a particulary warm day.

I rubbed my nut oil all over Cindy's face whilst she was servicing my manhood.

by MixMasta B December 20, 2006

nut chop

(noun)An open handed, karate-style blow delivered to the "nut" region, with Chuck Norris like ferocity. Similar to the throat chop... and obviously lower.

Dave was acting like an ass, so I quickly delivered a nut chop to his majesticles.

by Derek Butler February 27, 2009

Baby Nut

When a guy busts such a huge fertile nut during intercourse that there is no doubt that the girl has been impregnated.

Mugs tells Nige "Daaammn that girls fine", Nige replies " I would definately bust a baby nut in that bitch"!

by Mugs and Nige October 17, 2008

love nuts

Pain and swelling in the testicles when the male becomes extremely aroused, but is denied the sex act. Same meaning as blue balls.

Man, she don't put out - that's three nights in a row I've gone home with love nuts.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005