real number

Only the chosen gamers can become a real number

U suck no way your a real number

by Chris M. April 5, 2004

big number

a fat woman who is sexy to some men

hey big number, you look some sort of sexy

by tuffpuff November 12, 2007

A Number 3

When you poo poo and pee at the same
aka every timea person poo-poos

"yes you're excused to the bathroom Johnny"-teacher
"thanks"-johnny
..5 minutes later
classmates-"ewww Johnny did you number one or two,"
"A number 3....
bitches."
-johnny

by Ass Hat3321 December 14, 2010

Love Number

A phone number for a cell phone that has an emotional feeling or bond related to it.

Call me on my Love Number baby.

by Stirfry September 11, 2003

The Number 2

A thing you do while watching YouTube

Bartholomew: Hay ima go The number 2
Dick: gonna watch YouTube
Bartholomew: hell yea

by EverythingIsTakenSoThisIsMyUse November 16, 2019

take a number

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book

"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"

by Peon October 12, 2004

take a number

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004