MOP

Mean Old Pussy; applies to both males and females. Commonly associated with an elderly(like) individual that exudes a negative fucking bitchass attitude.

“Did you see Katrina yesterday. I fucking can’t stand that mop.”

by Dessert Room Tramps December 2, 2017

Mop

Mop: to beat up or fuck somebody, or just fucking shit up

Brah i just mopped this hoe.
Brah I'm going to mop sesh this spring break.

by the andre February 26, 2015

mop water

Mop water Bottom of the barrel nasty leftover hood rat ratchet females.

mop water bitches can't get their own men.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

Mop

The crustiest flabbing dollar tree ass looking bitch , that's the offspring of jaba the hut and big bird fucking in the backwoods.

Mops waistline be ever expanding this milky way

Mops so fat her visceral layer is as thick as the lost sea scrolls

Mop is fresh ashore orange county

I'm going to swoosh her around the bucket brillo pad ass looking hair makes a great toilet brush

by Spek257 November 12, 2021

mop

a slang word invented by yikes. It has no real meaning.

*person falls*
"Bro just got mopped"

by Thetntteam July 1, 2024

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

The mop

A dance that is to retarded that it’s fire

Trey: you heart about the mop

Jay: that dance that everybody be doing at my school.

by AxrTxme February 29, 2020