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goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
mugGet the goblin noodlesmug.

danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me
The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.
by Goblin king April 17, 2019
mugGet the danube goblinsmug.

Cock Goblin

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.
Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!
by Sugar cocked nigga May 28, 2019
mugGet the Cock Goblinmug.

Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.
Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!
by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023
mugGet the Pumpkin-Goblinmug.

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
mugGet the jizz goblinmug.

Snob goblin

A high society snob that places themselves above everyone
"God ever since Ryan joined that yacht club he's become a snob goblin"
by Mtg187 November 22, 2017
mugGet the Snob goblinmug.

gloryhole goblin

One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.
"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022
mugGet the gloryhole goblinmug.

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