Clean jokes

Something no one uses anymore and is no longer funny in any social group

Clean jokes are something no one enjoys anymore

by IG: king_hoopster87 August 1, 2016

clean house

Get illegal stuff out of the house. Also hide altars since police in the states usually destroy them.

Pigs suck jesus's dick as well as the education system.. They're all in cahoots. Get woke bitch.. Clean house.

by Gayle777 July 5, 2018

'Bitch cleaning'

When someone gatekeeps all the chores just to lord it over everyone else.

"Cheryl just 'bitch cleaned' the office kitchen again. Did you see her email?"

"Let's meet up. I can't be at home right now. Ryan is 'bitch cleaning' the house like it's on fire."

"Ughh. Ty is 'bitch cleaning' the group project. He just did all the analysis, tables and graph's last night like a squirrel on PCP and is now giving us all the silent treatment. Group projects are such a stroll though hell..."

by Iplantree June 21, 2018

Clean Throat

Asking someone if they have a clean throat is like asking them if they have had oral sex before.

"Dude I was like, so do you have a clean throat, and she was like no but I know how to blow!"

by Tootie Angel November 17, 2009

Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.

Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...

by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010

Clean Streak

Clean Streak (n): An extended period of time in which one has taken a break from masturbating.

Max: I haven't jerked off in a week, this is my longest clean streak yet!

by mhmuss April 20, 2014

Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.

I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.

by dnation December 2, 2007