bless your heart

the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.

daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.

jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.

daniella: oops, silly me!

by zippy nips December 30, 2022

Good Morning and God Bless

To take a shit, drink coffee and have an egg salad at the same time.

"Ethan I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"

"Good Morning, God Bless, Hila"

"What?"

"It's a Good Morning and God Bless"

by hilakleiner420 May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I'm in a rush to get out the house so I'll just have a Good morning and god bless to save some time

by Otablue May 23, 2018

Bless

Bless is the name of a girl that loves sport such as basketball, volley-ball, and netball.
She is a very hard working but sensitive person that doesn't like to be over the top or express too much feeling to people. She has a great humour and loves making others laugh and is extremely random at some times

person 1: hey "Bless" how's your day
Bless: My day's been great!

by wtp.blezz September 15, 2020

Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.

May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺

by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022

On Bless

A phrase used when one wishes to express his seriousness over a topic with out passing the spiritual boundaries of God

Bro that sandwich slapped, on bless!

by The creator of on bless March 18, 2022

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024