blinker tease

When the driver in front of you flips his or her blinker on at the last possible second causing you to slam on the brakes.

Or

When he or she engages the blinker too early and drive past multiple turn options.

Shannon: Slow down! They're turning!

Kristen: Ugh, damn blinker tease.

by Zych December 30, 2008

talk tease

A long, lost acquaintance who initiates a conversation through a social utility and then doesn't follow through.

Her: My BFF from public school messaged me on Facebook. I wrote back but she never replied.
Him: What a talk tease!

by Happy Safe Bear January 13, 2009

stomach teaser

when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.

"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military

by robert earl davis jr April 18, 2011

cheese tease

When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp

Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!

by Cheese Teaser August 26, 2016

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to turn on a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His {teapot tease} is so sexy!

by teapot1 May 12, 2016

swift tease

A Swift tease is when you tease an old java developer that all their server code could be written in swift in half the time

SCRUM Master: Did you Swift tease old Ben about his java code today?
iOS developer: No I'll get right on that boss

by draw87 January 4, 2017

BSOD Tease

When your computer makes that CD skipping sound and you're sure it's gonna bluescreen, but it doesn't.

"Holy shit, my computer just BSOD teased me"

by themagnificentstarfish May 18, 2018