Bath & Bed

When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.
Jordan’s had it, Bath & Bed for him…
by Anonymous Cardiff July 25, 2022
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sweat the bed

When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.
After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself
by Wavy tree February 10, 2016
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bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.
"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
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Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
by Bolly Hee September 07, 2020
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bed sugar

An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.
Hey honey, you want some bed sugar?
by AmeelMD January 09, 2019
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bed-killer

A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
Wow! Look at the gross size of that man - bet he's a bed-killer.
by mimbijones June 28, 2015
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Frat Bed

A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.
Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."
by After Life Definer July 04, 2017
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