shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

Jack Sharted

The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.

I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!

by Tracyusa August 18, 2010

Turbo Shart

An extraction of extremely gross poopy mixture, which occurs accidently when trying to fart. Turbo sharts are much more vile than average farts. They tend to gain distance from the sharter.

Fuck! I just made a Turbo Shart on my cat!

by Dev b January 19, 2007

boobie shart

squirting doo on a girl while titty-fucking her cause you thought it would only be a little gasser

My friend just got back to his date's house after a spicy dinner at the local cantina. One thing led to a t'fing and he boobie sharted all over her stomach.

by tony lukas March 25, 2010

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

shart-nasty

the act of farting but mistakingly ending up with a follow through surprise afterwards. however this surprise, aka defecating, is rather liquidy and has a tendency to run down one's legs.

"after a rough night of drinking liquor, bryan found himself dry heaving over a toilet the next morning. however, he was unable to regurgitate and all the built up pressure within his body resulted in a shart-nasty, giving bryan the opposite product from which he had intended. his pants were soaked and smelled funny."

by dreyer January 7, 2008

Baby shart

What you sing when your infant shits himself.

"Baby shart do do do do do baby shart do do do do do do baby shart do do do do do baby shart." 🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

by UltimateDoge May 9, 2021