stitch fuck

Pulling a womans labia togheter while fucking.

I had to stitch fuck that bitch, cause her vagina was a total mess

by Bartjuu April 6, 2011

two-lip stretch

oral fisting

I tried to give her the ol' two-lip stretch, and I think I killed her.

by The Benjanator December 19, 2009

donkey monkey stretch

The act of sexual dominance during copulation by Rob towards Gwen; hey guys 'I donkey monkey stretched Gwen last night' (high fives all round)

I'm not sure what I did with Gwen and her head phones, but we sure as hell had a donkey monkey stretch!

by Wezwez January 15, 2014

pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

by C.M.S. April 28, 2005

stitching

a fast-paced, relatively new sport invented by 4 citizens from Manchester, New Hampshire. the sport is played by the following rules and regulations.1. get a skateboard and a motor-vehicle. 2. ride the skateboard behind the back of a car or SUV, preferrably a Jeep™, using a tow cable or bungee cord ( either one is adequate). typically with 3 people: 1 driver and 2 stitchers. or 4 people: 1 driver, 2 stitchers, and 1 cameraman. although there are no documented attempts at this rapidly growing sport, it is a sport nonetheless.

Dude, i had such an awesome time stitching yesterday even though my neighbors told my parents that i was driving without a license.

or

Remember that time last summer when we went stitching and i fell off the board when we were going down a hill doing 40 m.p.h. and i got those huge gashes all on my whole right side.

by Bobby Enderson December 9, 2008

bum stitches

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Drift stitch

A bumper fix usually zip ties occassianly wire often used for when ken block wannabes fuck up daddys car and have to fix it when they hit a curb snowbank ect.

Whinny teenager "dude i fucked up my dads car while trying to be ken block last night"
Stoner friend "dude its ok just use a cheap drift stitch on it he'll never know!"

by Lifted_jeep_dude_1997 February 10, 2017