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strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.
This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.
by Love Stinks January 24, 2024
mugGet the strike 'n slapmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...mug.

equine strike

During intercourse the act of periodically pulling out your shlong and slapping her across the face with it to make sure she knows who's the boss
I had to deliver multiple equine strikes to my girlfriend who wanted to text while fucking.
by Horse bacon July 25, 2016
mugGet the equine strikemug.

Drone Strike Lexington, UK

See? That's why sink the UK into the ocean.
Hym "Someone from Lexington, UK tried to log into my Facebook account... Therefore, DRONE STRIKE LEXINGTON, UK! Bury that cocksucker under an explosion."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
mugGet the Drone Strike Lexington, UKmug.

Von Strike

Showing extreme emotion followed by a strong insult.
Jordan once shot the child because of his von strike violence.
by anonymous May 10, 2024
mugGet the Von Strikemug.

global strike

The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.

The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
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